If you were to ask my wife it’d be finishing what I start.
But “HA”, ya dint asked me wife!
In my life I’ve mastered
auto mechanics
Motorcycle racing
Software engineering
well enough to make a living wage.
Of these it’s the racing which I’m the most proud.
It took sweat tears and blood and plaster.
The others were pure intuition, piece of cake.
When I was 14 I saw the Everly Brothers. That evening I thought that would be a good thing to do. [I feel that]People that choose to and can create music for others to hear are some of the luckiest people on earth. This pursuit has evaded me for 55 years.
14 years ago my wife got off the plane from Detroit with a gift from my brother in law. An old Martin guitar. It went under the bed for 12 years. Then for my birthday she got me a Takamine from Costco. It occurred to me that now I had two guitars, hmmm time to get on with it. For one year I purchased guitars and accessories trying to find that magic item which would convert me into a musician. Dint happen. I’m currently taking lessons at the local junior college. I hope now that I live long enough to take one of the instruments, go out onto a local street or park, play music(no tip jar) and not get rocks and sour produce pitched at myself.
So there!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
One day, one day
Thursday, July 9, 2009
'Sunny afternoon'
Savoy Brown Boogie by Savoy Brown
Summer times the best time to dance on grass.
This'll get your boogie up
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Dump run?
another dump run (1080 pounds)
Are there any valid explanations for procrastination?
It’s very far out there.
They raised the gate price
The view from the dump is the best in the county,
but ozone is blocking the view.
I need one more cubic foot to make it a bargain.
I can’t find the tarp to cover it.
My wife “told” me to do it.
I’m waiting for my Muse.
Didn’t want to do it in the first place.
Man I’m too stoned to drive right now
Monday, July 6, 2009
Is that really funny
Turn of the moment.
Someone uttering something out of context.
Out of context or out of place usually tweeks the human grin response.
For Instance
In the middle of breakfast
"You fucking bitch you've ruined my life"
At the UN
"Iraq has aluminum tubes, therefore they're gonna make WMDs"
At communion
"As long as I'm down here is your sex life doing OK?"
Sunday, July 5, 2009
'Oh, hi, Buddha. You free for dinner Wednesday?'
Buddha
To see if he had really reached a state of peace, grace and enlightenment with my own eyes and ears. Plus I’d be able to see if he were really a little fat man worthy of his legend.
Mark Twain
A touch of humor, irreverence and realism never hurt a dinner party
Judas Iscario
He of all people could speak of Christ.
Hermann Göring
Someone would have to speak to the sociopath lifestyle.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
The guys that were getting laid regularly
1955-1957:
I was full of pure anger.
I was picking fights with the biggest guys I could find.
I was doing burglary and car theft.
I was in jail a lot.
In retrospect, gettin laid seems it'd of been a better route
