I'm D.B. Cooper
The money is really in a Swiss account drawing interest.
Cooper is such a cult hero, no one will turn me in
I'm a plastic surgeon
Class of 58 listen up
I can help ya with that chin
I can do an office visit tuck
I can do scarless implants
Lunchtime Lipo for you guys
I'm
Shallow
Cheap
Live a narrow life
and suffer from gross indecisiveness
but
on the positive side
Think of the farming implements needed to maintain such a wondrous plant
What would the plant food be?
How many years till it fruits
How many years would it bear fruit
Would it be a winter or summer fruiting plant?
Would the fruit say made in China, or perhaps made in Mexico?
Would they have to be aged
Would the necks be all radii and fingerboard textures, Jumbo or medium Jumbo frets
Would the pickups be Texas hot or David Gilmour sweet?
So many possibilities, so little time
We are talking about a 68 year old man and a 14 year old boy, yes?
Old goat is 68 years wise
probably in great condition due to instructions from his cardio team.
Has really good health insurance
14 year old boy has great hand eye coordination from playing video games
probably plays soccer
might be armed.
Old goat has learned to pick his fights.
Does Vegas weigh in on this one?
Does the boys' mom know he's out getting into trouble?
Does his dad still live in the home?
Probable draw.
Providing those born without a personality of some kind, something
Currently auto makers are making hay based on the publics lack of powerful personnas. If you read between the lines the commercials read.
Hey halfwit, we know you're nothing, but buy a
{{Ford, Chevy, Dodge, Nissan}} truck
with a motor larger than that penis you long for
and
The ability to tear up the country side we all own
and
haul brick and play in the mud
and
that's all the personality you'll ever need
Till trade in time
Roger Rabbit
Of course I have secrets
Roger is a toon, the coolest type of being in the universe
That would be the single malt universe , you understand!
Flick the switch and roger ceases to exist
Secrets no problem.
mandarin01
One never puts a secret in E:Mail
One never puts a secret in a TEXT
One never puts a secret in Snail mail
One never puts a secret on a bar napkin
One never puts a secret in a cell phone
One never puts a secret on land line
One never puts a secret in a telegram
One never puts a secret in a video
One never puts a secret in a time capsule
One only conveys a secret in person face to face in private away from the madding crowd
That can't happen so it's safe to say mandarin01
Probably no one
It's a secret for Christs sake, get it!
White tail deer
raccoons
Skunks
Bob Cats
Red Tail Hawks
Vultures
At least one Black Bear
Mountain Lion
Pious Jehovahs Witnesses driving Prius
June 1985
We camped at the top of Sonora pass, about 9500 feet.
In the first weeks of June the alpine flowers are really, really beautiful
Afternoon #2 we-uns decided to hike
A mile or so had passed and we came to a fork in the trail.
Right fork went across a snow field, left fork climbed above it.
Wife says “I’m going left”
Mr. Adventure says “I’m going right”
About 200 yards across the snow, the toe holds I was making in the snow began to fail.
I slid backwards, downwards about 20 feet.
Stopped
Looked down
Maybe 300 foot crevice of rock
A dead fall.
The words that went through my mind were
“Looks like I’m the stupid human on the 6 O’clock news”
Took me nearly an hour to extricate me-self craw-fishing so to speak.
Stupid Human Tricks
