The Rule #2 is inappropriately named

Refer to Rule#1

Is School or college a great place to make friends?

I'm not certain what mapquest had in mind, but if there is a school or college at the pointer, it must be a place to learn hookerism.

Perhaps a hot dog culinary academy.





School, college is a so-so place to make friends...

Hmmm....

How does one make a friend?

Does that mean put the make on a new acquaintance?

Does that mean assemble an android and call it Charlie.

Does that mean make up a new imaginary friend, such as an invisible white rabbit named Harvey?

Make friends do what?

I suspect Plinky is a never ending source of straight lines.

A Proving ground for sitting down stand up comedians.

French Roast Coffee

It would be a cup of French roast coffee.

I've purchased it for 22 years from Sierra Mountain coffee Roasters

It's dark

It's bitter

It shocks the senses

By now I'm guessing it's a conditioned response.

I'm so spoiled that any other taste just don't get it

I moved to Scottsdale for 3 years and had to have a friend ship me beans .



What a lab rat am I...

Money-saving tip: Buy quality hard goods

Buy quality hard goods
"Not made in china"!

If you saved money up front "Wal-Mart" but it breaks early "re-purchase" or you have to perform repairs too often, where's the saving.

Buy quality scotch
Just because you should!

Glenlivet

Lagavulin

United States Congress?

What the hell

This is getting old

The people and their votes are for sale

Why not the

furniture

carpets

art work

lighting fixtures

Dishes

flat wear

books

mistresses(not old)

barber services





Well I'd say cars, but they are mostly new

It's a crying shame that there is no monetary value in "sour grapes" or bile

*#$@?*>%$@< Fires

In my neck of the woods it’s not necessarily natural.

Most likely it’s someone thinking he or she can control any type of fire

Yard burn on a windy day

Yard burn left going after ya went to bed

Cigarette out the window

Yard burn during yard burn ban season

Mowing a lawn which has long since gone brown

Chain sawing without a fire extinguisher

Welding without a fire extinguisher

Dragging a muffler you’re too cheap to fix

Wood stove without a spark diffuser

Fireplace ashes in a paper bag

Cheap lazy halfwit guy who thought to himself

         Why cut that brush down

         I’ll just singe it in place

         Yeah that’s the ticket

One was caused by a homeless guy throwing a lit roll of toilet paper at his DAWG

To quote Yul Bryner

         etc, etc, etc



and

too many loose the total material substance of their lives

plus pets

TOTAL

Don, ya gotta let yer hair down

Can I interest ya in a couple of hot properties?

Interest ya in a couple of hard fought acquisitions?

Intrigue ya with value beyond value?

Eh Donald me lad?



invest in the value of "0.00"

Invest in the value of your skin

Invest in the comfort of discomfort

Invest in the progress of decay

Invest in the notion more is gained by doing nothing



Of course you the reader have discerned that

I'm plagiarizing Lao Tsu and the Te Ching



But what entrepreneur hasn't stolen or fudged n their quest for

Gidas, Gelt, yenom, Gilders, Marks, Rubles, Gold, Dollahhhs, Euros