Well I had three previous wives
Well they dint get the premise
Well when the time came they got the thigh itch
Well they just put the vows on hold
Well as you can guess that part of my psyche is preloaded
Nowadays
Well when the notion pops up
Well I just figure, I’ve had a good life
Well if that’s how it goes
Well if that’s how it’s gonna be
Hoka Hey
The Politician
Otherwise known as the
head-up-ass pose
or
Mugg-up-wump pose
It won't do anything for you, but neither will a politician
Alive, is a good place to start
Say, whuts goin on?
Google keeps putting me in downtown SF
What the hell?
Is there a message in it?
Am I supposed to run for Mayor?
Do I need a cosmopolitan change of scenery?
Do I long for the Doggy Diner?
The pointer is only blocks from Tommy's Joint.
SF is a good place to be at 3:05 a.m. after missing your Greyhound.
Liquor store on every, every corner
Although I'd have to learn Arabic or Farsi
If you don't mess with me, I'm incredibly easy to please.
Pretend that you know the rudiments of driving on the public roadway.
Don't steal the milk from my porch in the morning
Don't come to my house with pamphlets pretending you know the Great spirit
If I get drunk, make sure I don't fall asleep on my back
Stay off my property, except to use it for a short cut.
Don't call me in the evening when Jeopardy is on
Obey all these simple wishes
Then
My criteria for my location on the earth
Wherever my wife lives...
Being a breed and all...
I made it one of my life’s tasks to not own
I failed that task
To say the least we live in the sticks, bushes, woods, outta town.
During the first month we met nearest neighbor {250-300 yards away}
He reported in a grumpy voice [I had a verbal agreement to buy this property]
Well Boo Fnnn Hooo.
A year later I found him on the property cutting brush.
Went to the house got my recurve 50# bow, went back and informed him he was trespassing, and he had 30 seconds to live.
Other neighbor lives bout half mile off
His driveway is my easement
Thinks it’s OK to store his 40’ RV on “his” driveway
Also thinks it’s OK to start that ass-hole thing at 3 a.m. {“gotta take it in to the shop”}
Well Boo Fnnn Hooo
For 4 years he’s been cleaning his leaves and debris and dumping it on my place
My wife councils me to pick my fights carefully
So I did
As I have a wont to do, I allowed my alligator mouth to overload my hummingbird ass
And replied
That all makes perfect sense to a halfwit low-life cunt, but not to me
Get that crap back in your truck and high-tail it offa here
Ah the model of the neighbor ya wished for
Ain’t I?
Not a possession...
#1 is Wife
Music stuff
Guitars
Amps
Music stand
Stools
100+ music related DVDs
Music and song books
flute
Harmonicas
TV
Gotta be able to play my music/instruction DVDs
Wok
Ya can't cook everything in a wok
But will certainly get by
Laptop
Primarily for recording
Collaborative music
E:mail
&
Plinky'd be nice
Wife's gonna hate smaller
Strange as it sounds, she fights depression and boredom cleaning house and weeding in the gardens.
Gotta outlive her because not being here{small house, big property} will kill her slowly
Assuming squirrels and peacocks are metaphors for the recent NBC late night television shenanigans.
The question is not who wins, but who loses.
IN the midst of a major {recession, depression. economic slow down}
In the midst of people world wide coughing up funds and aid for the poor beleaguered Haitians
In the midst of the expense of two incredibly poorly thought out "Wars"
In the midst of all the strife in most every African nation
In the midst of Us selling America to China in exchange for a few poorly made trinkets
We get to witness a gutless myopic halfwit television consortium being extorted by a couple of questionably funny guys
Whoda, whoda, whoda, whoda thunkit...
Yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhhhhh
A true sense of community
A time when people cared about people
This brings up
Civility
When you care about people, you care about people
Manners
Respect
When you care about people, you care about people
Future
When people care about people
They care about them long term
They cast off their own personal hang-ups
in
Deference to the needs* of the people they care about
*
All of us have needs
Love
Hate
Food
Drink
Clean air
Music
Acceptance of death
Acceptance of life
Sex {Ya think?}
Drugs {Pot, Opium, Religion, Chocolate, Scotch, }
Rock n Roll {no question}
Food that makes ya endure the absence of any of the above
Nothing
The extreme far right and extreme far left have divided my country so completely that it doesn't seem to be my country any longer.
Both have waged an inexhaustible campaign of pseudo intellectualism, pseudo Christianity, division, derision, misinformation and purely {me first}unamericanism.
Nothing of note can be accomplished
Ergo
Nothing of note has...
Lucky me, a large earthquake has struck a close neighboring country.
"Some" Caucasian people live there so it's a no brainer to help them
Kinda looks like we care
We the people
What We?
I don't get headaches.
Every headache In my life has been situational and has been the direct result of my actions or lack thereof.
But
If it feels like your head is in a vice
1. Take your head out of the vice and stand up.
Didn't work?
2. Find a dead black cat, wait till mid-night and go by the graveyard and toss it over the fence.
Didn't work?
3. Turn on the radio to Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh, a pain in the ass always trumps a head ache.
Didn't work?
4. George Smith's best
A person can spend an entire day shuffling about staring at the wondrous critters.
Truly well done
Truly enchanting
Take your kids
Take you granny
Take a date, she'll think your "sensitive"
Take a lunch
But
Above all take your time
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org
By gosh
By golly
By gum
By sundown
By n By
By myself
By the way...
Please define around
This Plink_Bot has requested "us" to go to a corner of the universe I seldom haunt.
1. Lets round up and jail sober drivers.
Truth be known more people are maimed and killed by sober drivers.
Check out the annual stats, they'll bear it out.
The police can't breathalize...
a. stupidity
b. sociopathic tendencies
c. self centered belly button watching humans
d. people too cheap to maintain their own vehicles
e. people that think others should pay because "they are late"
f. people that think the public roadway is their private playground
Oh excuse me, I thought you said blight ideas
1 pair of beaded moccasins
I made em
1 pair of Swiss made suede wing tips
Bought em drunk
Cost more than my most expensive guitar
Wife hates em
Bare feet
Easy to find
Never get a mismatched pair
mismatched pair
some times it's fun to put on a pair that are the same color but not mates.
Go down town
Down town such as it is
It's an old Petaluma joke
But
As long as map-quest chose to display The Great Highway
As a youth it was a good place to do night drags
As a youth, some of my low-life friends would dump cars after yanking the motors
mostly 409s and 427s
As a youth, there was a great place called PlayLand
As a youth, there was a place called WinterLand(great early rock shows)
Most notably The Last Waltz
Oh, I thought the prompt was a discusion of
A. EGO
VS
B. Blindness
A.
I'm not much to look at and I'm never involved in anything of great interest
So
Seen wouldn't be my bag
B.
The world and everything beyond has so many trillions of things both material
dynamic, that seeing is the bees knees
color
shades
hues
light
texture
movement
Not to denigrate the blind amongst us, but they was robbed
I crashed real hard in 1962 and was blind for 15 or 16 days
Kinda took the wind outta my sails
Ya could have rolled oats with cinnamon, raisins, butter and brown sugar
BUT...
Dark dark french roast coffee
With one teaspoon of heavey cream
Never have stopped to think of why I like it
It's kind of like having your best friend slappin ya in the face and yellin
"Rise and shine jerk off"
Trout in butter with Mandarin orange segments
Let's uh see...
Um
Um
Um
Oh yeh it tastes really good
Yet light tasting early day protein
Eggs
Over easy with McIlhenny Tabasco
Early food should be exhilarating
Torch them cobwebs
The other sex act
Three or four day motorcycle camping trip.
Especially
Especially
Especially
If
She's never done it.
Remember
Mama Cass sang
If you love her you must send her somewhere she's never been before.
Jeeez don't go there on my say so
Just a good memory
Pure Geezer Lech goin here
Three years ago I had a big surgery, which didn’t allow showers for 6 weeks
A friend was over playing and said “Thom your head stinks”
He called his wife’s salon and drove me over.
I’m still high on pain pills
Gorgeous woman named Cindy with low cut top
Shampooed me
Never had a shampoo(out) in my life
Her hanging over me with her chesticles out is burnt into my main memory
Pure Geezer Lech goin here
Math:
At a time in my life when nothing but violence and robbery and mayhem were the only thing that made sense, I could go to Math class
Algebra 1 & 2
Plain and solid geometry
Calculus
Trig
Statistical analysis
and
even the dick teaching them
made sense
The outcome was always as predictable as the 4-5 shift in a six speed transmission.
No lies
No head trips
A kid that fealt stupid, fat, ugly and worthless could find a welcome rest
Something in the universe was OK
Puberty, ah puberty, what's it good for?
I guess in retrospect, it's there to make the rest of life seem like a walk in the park
Say it again, say it again
Can I get a witness?
However I do have advanced knowledge concerning
Drug/Alcoholic partnerships, wives, friends*
Mechanics
Software, data access development
Going fast on motorcycles
Wilderness survival
Patience
Gardening
Selecting single malt highland and Islay scotch
I'm an abject failure as a
Parent
Husband
Uncle
Friend
Remember in the new year
Garfield says:
Use your friends wisely
*I've used a lot(drugs and hooch), but am way too up-tight to let it controll my life
1. Mechanics Tools
I'm neither an auto nor light aircraft mechanic any longer
2. Homeowner tools
The statement:
"you don't own a house or property, it, they own you"
couldn't be more true.
After 12+ years here I seldom venture out of the house if I'm not getting in the truck to be whisked away to a location where I can't see the place. There is always something to be done.
Sweeping
Mowing
Raking
Pruning
Hauling
Shoveling snow
Carpentry type repairs
Oh woe is me, oh dear, oh my
But ain't He just the Fnn... whiner
3. Get rid of Me
Used to go camping 20+ times a year
4. Knowlege of things that do exist any longer
or matter
I am so easy
1. Vanilla Ice cream
2. French apple pie with vanilla ice cream
3. Bobby Lee Biram's BBQ ribs
4. George Smith's single malt scotch
5. The "honey doo list"(excellent training)
6. DVDs by David Gilmour
Roger Waters
Mark Knopfler
Led Zeplin
Clarence Gatemouth Brown
Rory Galagher
7. Procrastination
8. Dark moody music
9. PowWow singing by the Baker boys
10. The aroma of Columbian Pot
And
not
necessarily
in
this
order
The voice of a Woman speaking French
I am so easy
Obsessiveley
Obsessiveley
Obsessiveley
Not so much a place as it is an activity.
In musicians jargon or vernacular
It's practice, practice, play practice, practice, read
practice
practice
practice
practice
practice
Not to pick Jan 1 to resolve anything
Too hung over
Too broke
Sometimes I don't know where I am...
Completely amongst strangers
Having trouble finding my truck
My clothes are on backwards or not mine at all
What was the question again?
Could be, but, hmmmm....
Ask me Dec 31 2010 at about 23:00
We'll all know by then
