If you don't mess with me, I'm incredibly easy to please.
Pretend that you know the rudiments of driving on the public roadway.
Don't steal the milk from my porch in the morning
Don't come to my house with pamphlets pretending you know the Great spirit
If I get drunk, make sure I don't fall asleep on my back
Stay off my property, except to use it for a short cut.
Don't call me in the evening when Jeopardy is on
Obey all these simple wishes
Then
My criteria for my location on the earth
Wherever my wife lives...
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