Next, Chapter two

Chapter two
Probably 4 million years ago the animal which would become “us” appeared

Somewhere after that these animals developed language.

Funny thing, then they discovered they had nothing of consequence to say.

So they started Plinkying{making up stuff}

They didn’t understand the stars or death or weather.

So

They made up God

They couldn’t get other Monkeys to do what they wanted

So

They made up government

They forgot how to fix or provide for themselves

So

They made up war



Weren’t them knuckle draggers clever