Religion

Long time ago

Long long time ago

Men in dirty dresses discovered that:

Humans fear of death

Humans fear any unknowns

Most humans were too busy tending fields

Most humans {being descended from sheep} could be easily driven to unreasonable ends

Most humans didn’t have cars or TV’s, yet needed entertainment

Most humans need to belong

therefore

Men in dirty dresses discovered that

They didn’t like tending fields and ponying up to feudal lords

Hard copies or hard evidence of their knowledge of the origins of all was unnecessary

Lost in the fog of poppy squeezing and deprivation, the monkey mind could expand to anywhere

SO

Men in dirty dresses came up with

“TaDa, Lets hear in now”

GOD<

Heaven

Hell

Heresey

Blasphemy

Pope

Bishop

Priest

Nun

Poor box

Sacrifice

Last but not least Bingo