Might be Could be Nice to meet you

To some extent the quest is slanted if it’s.

Male?

Or

Female?



Are they putting their best foot forward, or are they being truthful.

There’s an ocean between the two concepts.

On one hand they are seeking and the other they are just open.

Of course if it’s a woman and she is presenting, it’s difficult to stay on coarse.

In all cases if it is a social setting my agenda is always can I find a comfort level.

On the other hand if it’s business, cut to the chase and get it done.

On the third hand if the meeting is a contest of any sort, try to asses their strengths, whilst trying to mask mine.

Nuthin

Nuthin
Nuthin, nuthin good god say it again nuthin!

Can I get a witness...

Oh yeh did mention nuthin?

However I could be wrong

I have you know been wrong two three times

Perhaps not wrong, just mistaken

Maybe in a hundred years people will be even stranger than today and some remaining item will surface and be deemed invaluable.

Nahhhh

I'm stickin wif nuthin

Chef please teach me

I can't think of anything in particular that I crave.

Much to my wifes' delight I do 90% of the cookin here at the homestead.

Sometimes we combine to prepare a dinner for friends.

I really love fish, have maybe 60 fish recipes I repeat yearly.

When I was on the road as a consultant I enjoyed going into a restaurant and tell the wait person bring me dinner, bring me wine, what should I have.



I so enjoy cooking...

I'd as soon have a chef come in and teach me something I've not had and that's a stretch. If it's meant to be eaten, I'm there. Chef Boyardee stretches my tolerance. But sometimes crap in a can is just the thing.

My best intention invention

The personality chip.

Embedded at birth

Makes girls think theys Beyonce...

Makes boys think theys Ron Jeremy...

Perpetual motion machine.

Probbbbbbley ruin a couple of other industries...

Popes bettah duck Yo heads

Good God I Done It!

Getting Dressed
As I'm walking through the door at

The hardware store

The Grocery store

K-Mart

etc

If I look down and see pants of any kind and shoes that match

Good God I Done It

My bar tender and bar patrons don't care

He was no good to the core

He was no good to the core
He thought people should treat each other humanely no matter the personal cost..

Taking care of the other mans' health isn't socialism nor communistic, it's humanity at its' best.

C'mon Americans speak up for goodness.

or

at least order another round.

Lets start arresting sober drivers
If you check the statistics more vehicular death and maiming happens at the wheel of sober drivers.

He hated the homeless
And elderly.

If we are unwilling to care for and insure that the less fortunate and less competent enjoy the same quality of life that we do.

Let's classify them as third world persons and then we do to them as we will.

Bomb them, sell them bad food, sell them really bad pesticides.

Sell em the high nicotine ciggs we can't peddle here

It's a whole new market.

What did I hear someone murmuring, "hey we found another pinko hiding amongst us", call Joe McCarthy's ghost, quick, no wait make that Chaney, he just got a new battery.



Gotta call a cabinet maker my soap box just broke



Picture of her working on it at 11:00p.m.

He thought churches should be taxed
Because, just because it never hurts to speak poorly of the dead!

Then and There

Obviously:

We all missed out on our



Conception

Birth



Why didn't they go bowling that night?

Was affection still a factor?



Why was I born in a hotel room in Idaho city and not a hospital?

Was water boiled, or was it just spittoon swill from the saloon downstairs?

Shoulda ast them there questions before they died!

Johny come lately.