Charity begins at home

YA HAD TA ASK DINTCHA

WTF

Ah yes, yes, yes

The not so classic duel between retired Pittsburgh Pirates players

And

The original Teenage Ninja Turtles

For Charity

The Pirates are all drunk

And

The Turtles are over weight and diabetic

The real charity here is that anyone came out to see the game

Plus

They couldn’t even get a real ball field for the game

As

In past years the game has turned into a fistfight

Peppered with kicking and tripping

And

Missed shots with throwing stars

It’s raining

The field has gone muddy

Whose idea was this anyhow?

Looks like the work of Carl Rove

And

“W”