Hysterically Speaking

Once upon a time;

And

This is all true

However the clothing has been changed to give the reader the notion of great personal hygiene

There was a big continent which we call Pangea

Unfortunately that continent split in half

Time went by and the plants came

Time went by and people that eventually had dark skin came

A lot more time went by and Vikings came [without Bret Favre]

A lot more time went by

And

Germans, English, French, Italians, Spanish, Dutch, Polish, Latvians

And

Norsemen came

They turned out to be greedy, dirty, ill mannered, and disease ridden

Didn’t turn out so good for the dark skinned folk

That was that

If you want any more, you’ll have to sing it yourself