Saturday, September 26, 2009

Your guess is as good as mine

The angel on your left shoulder and the demon on your right are duking it out.

What are they fighting over?

How’s about we switch this up and say Oprah on one shoulder and Jerry Springer on the other.

Then they’re fighting for ratings.

They’re contending for the condition of my gray matter/mush.

They want my money for their particular sponsors.

They’re not fighting for my soul, I take them to Nevada City shoe repair.

My guess is that they just ran out of some place to be.

This planet is horrifically overpopulated.





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