*#$@?*>%$@< Fires

In my neck of the woods it’s not necessarily natural.

Most likely it’s someone thinking he or she can control any type of fire

Yard burn on a windy day

Yard burn left going after ya went to bed

Cigarette out the window

Yard burn during yard burn ban season

Mowing a lawn which has long since gone brown

Chain sawing without a fire extinguisher

Welding without a fire extinguisher

Dragging a muffler you’re too cheap to fix

Wood stove without a spark diffuser

Fireplace ashes in a paper bag

Cheap lazy halfwit guy who thought to himself

         Why cut that brush down

         I’ll just singe it in place

         Yeah that’s the ticket

One was caused by a homeless guy throwing a lit roll of toilet paper at his DAWG

To quote Yul Bryner

         etc, etc, etc



and

too many loose the total material substance of their lives

plus pets

TOTAL