Sunday, October 11, 2009

Stratocaster body, neck, and pickup tree

2003 Fender Strat Body

I'm

Shallow

Cheap

Live a narrow life

and suffer from gross indecisiveness

but

on the positive side

Think of the farming implements needed to maintain such a wondrous plant

What would the plant food be?

How many years till it fruits

How many years would it bear fruit

Would it be a winter or summer fruiting plant?

Would the fruit say made in China, or perhaps made in Mexico?

Would they have to be aged

Would the necks be all radii and fingerboard textures, Jumbo or medium Jumbo frets

Would the pickups be Texas hot or David Gilmour sweet?

So many possibilities, so little time

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