Yesterday a.m. a very small flock(6) wild turkeys wandered in front of our breakfast table window.
No shit 6 wild turkeys.
I've no idea what this has to do with a face off.
I'm sure the French, Greek or Chinese have some sage utterance concerning face-offs.
Pigs are pigs no matter whether, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Nascar, Indy-Racing, Football fan, Baseball fan, Man, Woman, Boy, Girl, Straight, Gay, Caucasian, African, Oriental or just plain Swine(http://www.thepigsite.com/info/swinebreeds.php).
You might say to yourself "Where's this old jerk-off going with this ramble."
Ben Franklin thought and said that Turkeys were more intelligent and courageous than the Bald eagle, and thus should be the national bird.
Anyone here ever seen a wild bore?
Nasty messy viscous, tasty animal.
Perfect scenario
Sneak upon the pig turkey confrontation, if this turkey is too stupid to take off, he/she is probably dead and feathers already removed by the fray.
Shoot the pig and put him/her in a pit and roast for 3 days. meanwhile stuff the turkey with a duck stuffed with a chicken.
Pit roasted swine and Turducken.
Happy Thanksgiving
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