Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Absolutely nothin

Say it again, say it again

Can I get a witness?



However I do have advanced knowledge concerning

Drug/Alcoholic partnerships, wives, friends*

Mechanics

Software, data access development

Going fast on motorcycles

Wilderness survival

Patience

Gardening

Selecting single malt highland and Islay scotch



I'm an abject failure as a

Parent

Husband

Uncle

Friend



Remember in the new year

Garfield says:

Use your friends wisely







*I've used a lot(drugs and hooch), but am way too up-tight to let it controll my life

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