Tuesday, January 19, 2010

IN THIS ORDER

I don't get headaches.

Every headache In my life has been situational and has been the direct result of my actions or lack thereof.

But

If it feels like your head is in a vice




1. Take your head out of the vice and stand up.

Didn't work?

2. Find a dead black cat, wait till mid-night and go by the graveyard and toss it over the fence.

Didn't work?

3. Turn on the radio to Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh, a pain in the ass always trumps a head ache.

Didn't work?

4. George Smith's best

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