If it won't go, chrome it.
An old drag racing axiom
However it seems to apply most of modern life
Guys: Get a Justin Bibber hairdo, or get an iPhone or iAnything, or a phast Car, something flashy, something trashy, something ya saw in a movie...
Don't improve yourself, dazzle em with bullshit.
Do a line and grab you junk
Girls: If ya can't perform get a tit job or something flashy, something trashy, something ya saw on TV
Do a line and follow with a couple of well placed pelvic thrusts
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