Saturday, October 16, 2010

Holy the pig

Has anyone noticed that both

Heaven

And

Hell

Begin with

He, not She


Howard [Hank] Holton has or had a big big pig [hog], {Holy}

Holy had giant balls

Ask’d why, Holy said sows dig big balls

1 day Hank thought to unload da big pig Holy, that of giant balls

Holy ask’d why

Taking a long train trip San Francisco said Hank

I could go with you said Holy

No hogs on trains said Hank

Holy said oh Boo Hoo, Christians but not hogs with big balls

What now?

On day two Hank said “Holy, train trip to San Francisco is off”

How come said Holy

This story must have 100 words

100 words without “~” is tough

Thank God said Holy



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1 comment:

  1. "Holy said oh Boo Hoo, Christians but not hogs with big balls

    What now?"

    This is a dualism and injustice theologians have dealt with for centuries but never resolved. And now I've been waiting over a month for another poem that might offer a clue! Just letting you know I stop in from time to time. Best, Geo.

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