Except you beneath the Southern Cross
While I have no wish for it to be any time other than now
I have an undying distaste for winter
All the profanity I can muster won’t cover it
It’s 21 degrees
It snowed 18” overnight
The thermocouple on the furnace went out
I’ll have to shovel 254 feet out to the road so I can go get another
Winter and I are a coupling that even Gloria Alread can’t dissolve
I need a hot steamy affair with Sister summer
And yet here I am in bed with old man WINTER
The Gang
Dorky
Dresses in 1500 dollar suits, but is still low life
Drifty
Mostly maintains a large stable of bongs
Mr suave
Even the women that love a bad boy, love this guy
The Nerd
Knows everything, got glasses held together with tape
Absolutely irreplaceable
Banana Hammock
Got speedos, thinks he’s waking Snow White’s inner hooker
Diamond Jim
Cash flow baby, cash flow
Runner
A Don Knotts sort of character, ready to duck or split in a moment
Creepy rubber baby with artificial birthing pelvis, Hackney, London, UK 2.JPG
The Prenatal
Hopefully persons acquiring this style will regress intellectually and emotionally to a time before all learning
A time before the lies {first or second Hand*} and hang-ups supplied by
Parents
Preachers
Teachers
Friends
Politicians
Cops
Dea
Madd
Republicrats
Democans
TV
Oh yeah “Madison Avenue”
*Lies passed by people mistakenly thinking they are the truth
Via Southwest Airlines
Moved to Scottsdale in 1993
Interviewed around the Phoenix area for a year
My appearance and demeanor was a bit to ragged for the Arizotans*
Some one in Sac heard of me from someone who had never met me.
Interviewed
The project was a one year project
It was November 10, they were in trouble
Got the job
Hate flying
Loved the paycheck
I’m such a phuquin hippo-crit
But hey, like the lady and the snake, ya knew about me when ya took me in.
*at least half of the people in Arizona are from Minnesota
Happiness is an elusive and universally misunderstood concept
I’ve known
Elation
Contentment
Patience
Sorrow
Anger
Pain
First marriage
First child
First job
First win racing
First joint
First car
First cigarette
First piece of ass
First beer
First $10,000 pay check
BUT
Between the ending of my third marriage and meeting my current wife
I quite by accident took time out to
shed my parents,
shed my upbringing,
shed all worthless knowledge,
shed the “have to” concept,
shed preconceived notions of life.
I shed a lot!
For better or worse I became me
American Politicians
I just can't remember jokes
When I do
I can't deliver them
People don't laugh
And yet
I find most everything humorous in it's own way
I can make myself laugh
but why is this funny?
Like the graffiti over a urinal in Reno
"Why are you looking up here the jokes in your hand"
Jokes are #45 on my list of short comings
Rob Bonner
My music teacher
If it were a music question
Moe
If the question concerned
An educated yet slanted paradigm
or
individually relentless pursuits
mandarin01
Seems to have a more positive outlook than I
When tracking down a a million confidence can't hurt
sides
We might be blood cousins
Oh yeh, my wife
Never never never never never never exclude you wife
A happy wife is a happy life
The gang from Stratocastertalk forum
If it has to do with guitars, amps, pedals, pickups etc
collectively Those gents seem to know it all
